Apple Fell Pretty Far

But we love him.

It's cellular, modular, interactive-odular

Importance of Wearing Glasses

What she saw:
"Bloooooood"

The reality:

"Hi, friend who I just spent the evening hanging out with, I found a wrench near your car"

Choco-holica

The Huntress and the Hunted

"I wear it because I killed it"

Dog Whisperer

Saturday Night...

...my sister actually counted it down and was right on the money.

Mothman Prophesies

A story about my sister Claire.
Unlike most people who are scared of spiders, snakes, monsters, or babies...
Claire is scared of moths. Friendly, shiny moths.

Once upon a time...

It did not end well for the moth. Sometime between the hysterical crying and hyperventilating she managed to squish him and prevent him from unscrewing the jar top and eating her $8 peanut butter.