Age

Today I turn 27.
I fought my way out of that birth canal around 10 PM tonight, 27 years ago.
My how time flies.
I'd like to thank Mom & Dad, Caroline & Claire, Aunt Diane & Uncle Bob, Aunt Chris & Uncle Mike, Uncle Jean, Nana & Papa, Grandpa & Grandma, Brent, Kate, Lisa, Hillary, Amy, Lis, Nicole, Jasmine, Richard, Brad, Swimmie, Alexis, Enjoli, Patrice, Elyia, Mo & Mark, Oliver, Jayar, JQ, Jen, Maegan and the many many others whom have made these 27 years simply amazing.

Coincidences Creep Me Out

Coincidences are super creepy.
I was reading this article last week about how Velociraptors are often misrepresented in movies because in truth they were actually covered in feathers (Jurassic Park you got it wrong!) and after reading I decided to share that info with my coworkers so that I could look educated "yes, I'm brilliant and literate".
THEN two days later I was laying in my hotel room biding my time until check out and I started watching TV. Since it was the morning the only things on were talk shows and a cheap computer animated kid's dinosaur cartoon (I went with the cartoon).
And guess what? Velma Velociraptor had feathers!
Creepy.

One Girl's Trash

I threw away an entire drawer of underwear (it was my "back up drawer") since, upon looking at them, I realized I had them since high school and one pair had a cartoon elephant on it.
It was time to grow up and move on.

Otto

I'm going to let me phone start auto-correcting all of my texts.
Stay tuned.

The Death of Class

I was driving home from work yesterday, stopped at a light, when I looked into my rear-view mirror to people watch in the cars behind me.
This is what I saw:
Dad was pulling out his ear hairs which led to a full on inner ear cleaning
Mom was picking her nose, finger way up in there
Children were flying over seats in the back.
I started to throw up in my mouth and had to flip up the mirror.
Let this serve as a reminder to all of you out there that EVERYONE can see inside your car.