A Collection or Recollections

You know when you're doing something and it triggers a memory of a moment in your life?
For example a certain song brings you back to summers on Cape Cod, or the smell of buttery mashed potatoes reminds you of your childhood pet (why? I don't know, stay with me here).
Sitting here eating trashy Port Wine Cheese ball and crackers brings me back to this weekend sitting on my bed watching Degrassi where Holly J and Sav are starting to get steamy. Oooh, watch out for Anya!

Difference of Opinions

Brandon: whoa

what the heck is that?

gross little turtle

me: the cutest turtle ever

Brandon: oh

cute

right

Clap

I was driving down the street on my way home from work a few days ago and saw a billboard for Nanny McPhee 2.
Now let's look at this poster for a second.
"Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang"- that's the title
"Who's Your Nanny?"
First of all: both of those tag lines sound like porn spin offs of the original film.
Then we have the best part:
"The magic's back warts and all"
So, Nanny McPhee is back in a porno...and she has an STD.
Watch out kids.