My friend fell last Friday and ended up in the hospital with a fractured vertebrae and a concussion.
She's okay.
She has to wear a back brace for two months but she will survive...we're going to bedazzle it.
I went to the hospital that night to check in on her and, after a hefty dose of pain meds, out poured some of these gems:
(Note: No limbs were amputated in the making of this story)
"I feel like i'm in NeverNeverLand and we're all the lost boys"
"Take pictures! I want to make a scrap book of this! Can you find a scrap book in the shape of a band-aid and put it all together so I can show people?"
"I want my hair done like Princess Leia from that movie"
Nurse: "Can I get you anything?"
Wounded Soldier: "Chicken! You can get me chicken!"
"I'm going to make a dating profile and one of the requirements will be 'must be able to push a wheelchair' "
She's okay.
She has to wear a back brace for two months but she will survive...we're going to bedazzle it.
I went to the hospital that night to check in on her and, after a hefty dose of pain meds, out poured some of these gems:
(Note: No limbs were amputated in the making of this story)
"I feel like i'm in NeverNeverLand and we're all the lost boys"
"Take pictures! I want to make a scrap book of this! Can you find a scrap book in the shape of a band-aid and put it all together so I can show people?"
"I want my hair done like Princess Leia from that movie"
Nurse: "Can I get you anything?"
Wounded Soldier: "Chicken! You can get me chicken!"
"I'm going to make a dating profile and one of the requirements will be 'must be able to push a wheelchair' "
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