I was talking to another guy from online dating, he seemed a little pushy but I said "ok" to a phone convo anyway because he was interesting.
Three things that I discovered:
1) He is MUCH older than me, 2) He is intense, 3) He is boring as hell
I ended the phone conversation (and I use the term "conversation" loosely because it was me sitting there for twenty minutes listening while he listed things in life he likes to do 'go to the hills with my dog...pause...walk on the beach...pause...take baths with rose petals...pause...' it was like some sort of bad personal ad) with an "okay I'm going to go now, bye".
Luckily he took the hint and didn't call again.
Or so I thought...three weeks later I get this text-versation:
"Come grab a glass of wine with me"
"Who is this?"
"(insert name here)"
Me trying to be nice:
"Oh...I really didn't think we hit it off, I'm sure you're a nice guy, I'm just not into it"
"Well you're still single aren't you? Maybe you should stop being so picky"
WHOA buddy, calm.yo'self.
"Well I'm young so not worried AT ALL about the single thing, so I'm going to keep being picky"
"Stop being such a Jewish Princess brat and come have a glass of wine with me"
First of all, being a psycho name-caller is not making me jump out of my seat to meet someone, Second of all- I'm not Jewish...but I don't feel like arguing with this loser and egging him on so...
"No thanks, definitely not into it, please stop contacting me"
"Ugh you're SO Jewish, laters"
Again, I'm not Jewish.
And even if I was, not sure why that was supposed to be insulting.
Three things that I discovered:
1) He is MUCH older than me, 2) He is intense, 3) He is boring as hell
I ended the phone conversation (and I use the term "conversation" loosely because it was me sitting there for twenty minutes listening while he listed things in life he likes to do 'go to the hills with my dog...pause...walk on the beach...pause...take baths with rose petals...pause...' it was like some sort of bad personal ad) with an "okay I'm going to go now, bye".
Luckily he took the hint and didn't call again.
Or so I thought...three weeks later I get this text-versation:
"Come grab a glass of wine with me"
"Who is this?"
"(insert name here)"
Me trying to be nice:
"Oh...I really didn't think we hit it off, I'm sure you're a nice guy, I'm just not into it"
"Well you're still single aren't you? Maybe you should stop being so picky"
WHOA buddy, calm.yo'self.
"Well I'm young so not worried AT ALL about the single thing, so I'm going to keep being picky"
"Stop being such a Jewish Princess brat and come have a glass of wine with me"
First of all, being a psycho name-caller is not making me jump out of my seat to meet someone, Second of all- I'm not Jewish...but I don't feel like arguing with this loser and egging him on so...
"No thanks, definitely not into it, please stop contacting me"
"Ugh you're SO Jewish, laters"
Again, I'm not Jewish.
And even if I was, not sure why that was supposed to be insulting.
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