Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Awkward

There are few things more unpleasant than entering your hotel room to find someone has left a tiny "gift" in a broken toilet...except maybe the act of trying to explain to the Mexican hotel plumber that the "leave behind" is not yours while he smiles and nods, not believing a word you're saying.
Gross.
I expect that from a public restroom at a concert venue or a frat house, but not a hotel room, double check your flushings people!
Oh, and
Dear Housekeeper
You are NOT getting a tip, it's very possible this was your evil doing (you also didn't provide me any shampoo or soap...dirty birdy).
Sincerely yet with disgust,
Room XXX

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