Deadly Combination

Once, when I was a kid, I was watching Ren & Stimpy while eating Chinese food and chocolate cake.
Then I threw up.

I steer clear of that combination. Lesson learned.

Friday Night

Riding home in style.

Happy Birthday Sweet 17

My family threw a surprise 17th birthday party for me and somehow my recently exed ex was invited which was both awkward and uncomfortable since he stomped on my little high-school heart and then ate it with a side of fava beans.
To make it even MORE awkward, he brought this as my gift:

It was literally a piece of poster board on which he had poorly taped every piece of memorabilia that we had shared; pictures, letters, ticket stubs, pressed flowers, stickers, etc. And it was the creepiest/weirdest gift to give an ex because of the eight second emotional roller coaster ride it put me through that looked something like this:

Awww, that's so sweet! Memories!...

We were happy once...Awww, I miss you. *sniff sniff*...


Wait, I gave you all of that in a memory box for Christmas...
What the hell! You just scotched taped the contents of your Christmas gift onto a piece of poster board and rubbed in my face how happy we once were before you left me for Christy the Town Bicycle!

Seriously...WTF is that...was your intention to be thoughtful or mean...or creepy...or cheap...
and then he left.

Cool Kid on the Block

I was the first kid in the 8th grade to have her own phone line and phone which made me pretty awesome.
How did I celebrate such a privilege?
By covering it in zoo animal stickers...duh.