My family threw a surprise 17th birthday party for me and somehow my recently exed ex was invited which was both awkward and uncomfortable since he stomped on my little high-school heart and then ate it with a side of fava beans.
To make it even MORE awkward, he brought this as my gift:
To make it even MORE awkward, he brought this as my gift:
It was literally a piece of poster board on which he had poorly taped every piece of memorabilia that we had shared; pictures, letters, ticket stubs, pressed flowers, stickers, etc. And it was the creepiest/weirdest gift to give an ex because of the eight second emotional roller coaster ride it put me through that looked something like this:
Awww, that's so sweet! Memories!...
We were happy once...
Awww, I miss you. *sniff sniff*...
Wait, I gave you all of that in a memory box for Christmas...
What the hell! You just scotched taped the contents of your Christmas gift onto a piece of poster board and rubbed in my face how happy we once were before you left me for Christy the Town Bicycle!
Awww, that's so sweet! Memories!...
We were happy once...
Awww, I miss you. *sniff sniff*...
Wait, I gave you all of that in a memory box for Christmas...
What the hell! You just scotched taped the contents of your Christmas gift onto a piece of poster board and rubbed in my face how happy we once were before you left me for Christy the Town Bicycle!
Seriously...WTF is that...was your intention to be thoughtful or mean...or creepy...or cheap...
and then he left.
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