Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Stop! Thief!


I bought some "Skinny Cow" fudge bars a few months ago on my health kick. They tasted like the sort of treat for obese people where they try and pretend that it's just as delicious as a giant chunk of cake but in reality it tastes like a poor man's Dove bar.
But still, there were about $6.00.
Let's do some math (and note, my name is very visibly on the box with a post it note)
I ate 2.
There were 6 in a box.
There is 1 left.
= someone ate 3 of "Cat B's" bars.
That's crap.
And now, someone is drinking my milk.
The milk I use for breakfast...I've had about 3 bowls full...and then it was gone.
This is bull!
There is a giant sign on the fridge that says "Those caught stealing someone else's food will have disciplinary action taken"
C'mon people, I can almost guarantee that everyone on my floor makes more money that I do.
Stop stealing the poor girl with student and car loans up to her chin's milk!
People suck.

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