XXI came out with a new line of active wear yesterday and I just happened to be in the market for a few items since most of my gym clothes are full of holes and make me look like a homeless person.
The best part is that it's all super cheap (most things $10 or less) and the bester part (yeah I know, not a word, suck it) is that I had a gift card for $49.47!
So I bought 4 sports bras to replace my 4 that were once white and tight and are now greyish and falling apart at the seams (not like I need the support but we can pretend). I also bought 2 pair of pants and 2 shirts all for $65!
Enough about my super awesome bargain shopping, back to the story.
So...I wear the purple pants to the gym...and they're tight and cute and I am ready to rock it out.
I do some lifting...then I go onto the rowing machine...then end on the stair master...about 10 minutes into it I am SWEATING.
I look down and the purple pants are showing the sweat...especially in the bikini area...and the buttox region...aka I look like I peed myself.
Now, this is L.A. we're not in Kentucky where people go to the gym to work out, we're in the entertainment capital of the world where people go to the gym so that other people can watch them work out...so of course people notice when your once light purple pants are now dark purple in areas that can only be a result of losing bodily functions.
Did I get strange looks? Yes.
Did I continue my workout? Yes.
Did I take the sweat from my arms and rub it over OTHER areas of my pants so that it looked like I was actually sweating instead of peeing? Yes, yes I did.
Then I ran into the locker room, wrapped a shirt around my waste and walked to my car without making eye contact.
Tomorrow the 80 year old with fresh implants will probably have a boob fall out during "downward facing dog" and my purple pants will be forgotten.
Purple pants, you have been demoted to pajamas.
The best part is that it's all super cheap (most things $10 or less) and the bester part (yeah I know, not a word, suck it) is that I had a gift card for $49.47!
So I bought 4 sports bras to replace my 4 that were once white and tight and are now greyish and falling apart at the seams (not like I need the support but we can pretend). I also bought 2 pair of pants and 2 shirts all for $65!
Enough about my super awesome bargain shopping, back to the story.
So...I wear the purple pants to the gym...and they're tight and cute and I am ready to rock it out.
I do some lifting...then I go onto the rowing machine...then end on the stair master...about 10 minutes into it I am SWEATING.
I look down and the purple pants are showing the sweat...especially in the bikini area...and the buttox region...aka I look like I peed myself.
Now, this is L.A. we're not in Kentucky where people go to the gym to work out, we're in the entertainment capital of the world where people go to the gym so that other people can watch them work out...so of course people notice when your once light purple pants are now dark purple in areas that can only be a result of losing bodily functions.
Did I get strange looks? Yes.
Did I continue my workout? Yes.
Did I take the sweat from my arms and rub it over OTHER areas of my pants so that it looked like I was actually sweating instead of peeing? Yes, yes I did.
Then I ran into the locker room, wrapped a shirt around my waste and walked to my car without making eye contact.
Tomorrow the 80 year old with fresh implants will probably have a boob fall out during "downward facing dog" and my purple pants will be forgotten.
Purple pants, you have been demoted to pajamas.
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