I was woken up at 4 a.m. by a cat yelling at the foot of my bed.
"MMRRROOOOWWWRR!!!!"
"Holy crap! Who is dying?"
"MMMRRRRROOOWWWWRRR!!"
"Oh, good morning to you too cow beast"
Thinking she wants to go outside, I get up and follow her...to the food bowl.
THE FOOD BOWL.
She sits there, looks at me "meow", looks at the bowl (which has food IN IT already) "meow", looks at me, then at the fridge, then at me "meow meow".
I look at her...have a stare down for a minute while wearing a mad face (which is really hard to do because she's so cute, even when she's evil)
"Really Mini? REALLY? This is why you woke me up? Food? You're such an a-hole"
I turned around, shut my door and went back to bed.
Next time i'm keeping a spray bottle next to me for mornings like this so she'll go bug Uncle J instead.
"MMRRROOOOWWWRR!!!!"
"Holy crap! Who is dying?"
"MMMRRRRROOOWWWWRRR!!"
"Oh, good morning to you too cow beast"
Thinking she wants to go outside, I get up and follow her...to the food bowl.
THE FOOD BOWL.
She sits there, looks at me "meow", looks at the bowl (which has food IN IT already) "meow", looks at me, then at the fridge, then at me "meow meow".
I look at her...have a stare down for a minute while wearing a mad face (which is really hard to do because she's so cute, even when she's evil)
"Really Mini? REALLY? This is why you woke me up? Food? You're such an a-hole"
I turned around, shut my door and went back to bed.
Next time i'm keeping a spray bottle next to me for mornings like this so she'll go bug Uncle J instead.
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