Saleswoman

Once upon a time I was an only child for the first five years of my life.

It was awesome, I had a pile of Barbies, presents all the time, and best of all...I was the center of Mom & Dad's universe.

Then one day the news came...there was a bun in the oven.

A big, doughey bun with cartoon bunny eyes that was going to want to play with all of my toys...

'Why mess with perfection?', I thought.
Already presents were flowing in without my name on them.
It was like some evil parallel universe where an evil, mean villain was stealing everything away without even existing...and me...the poor princess Catherine had to live life with only twenty Barbies in their two story hotel.

It was even worse when she arrived. Something cuter than me was dwelling in the house. Somehow this creature made sleeping look adorable.
I had enough.

Caroline was sleeping peacefully...

...with my toys. And as I stared into her death-trap baby butt bubble chubby cheeks...

...a brilliant plan was hatched.
A plan that was not only good for me, but for the neighborhood.

The neighbors didn't see how great of a deal was just presented to them...they also called my parents.

Luckily...
we lived happily ever after.