Unidentified ...WTF

I was sitting at my desk today, running my hands through my hair as usual...
when I felt something suspect, an odd texture...

what...is...that? It's...wirey...my hair is soft and silky...

wtf?

is that?...ugh...no...is that...a PUBE?

I had someone else's pube in my hair. I have no idea where/whom it came from, but I think I might go throw up now.