I played in a horseshoe tournament on Saturday, and by played I mean I pathetically threw a horseshoe toward a stick and then socialized the rest of the time.
Before starting the day I lathered up with SPF 50 from head to toe. I felt all proud that I was so thourough and headed to the beach with confidence that this time I would not come back looking like a lobster.
4p.m. "Wow, my lips hurt"
6p.m. "Holy crap it feels like midget fairies are cutting my lips with tiny knives"
10:30 a.m. -pre IHOP..."Ah! My lips have been replaced with crunchy bubbles"
Gross. Bubble wrap lips. Seriously? So first I get the wisdoms out, then the cavity filled, then the temp crown, then the allergies/cold, then another temp crown, now burnt lips. I will never kiss again!
Today they finally started looking more like lips and less like tissue paper. Everyone is all "oh you can't even tell"...really. Thanks for being nice but umm...i'm looking in a mirror and it is NOT HOT.
Beware the sun...
4p.m. "Wow, my lips hurt"
6p.m. "Holy crap it feels like midget fairies are cutting my lips with tiny knives"
10:30 a.m. -pre IHOP..."Ah! My lips have been replaced with crunchy bubbles"
Gross. Bubble wrap lips. Seriously? So first I get the wisdoms out, then the cavity filled, then the temp crown, then the allergies/cold, then another temp crown, now burnt lips. I will never kiss again!
Today they finally started looking more like lips and less like tissue paper. Everyone is all "oh you can't even tell"...really. Thanks for being nice but umm...i'm looking in a mirror and it is NOT HOT.
Beware the sun...
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