The poo fairy came to my house this weekend. She graced my lawn with a thick stinky layer of steer manure. How awesome is that? I get to walk out the front door before work every morning and get greeted by a wall of stank. Seriously, a layer of shit was spread all over the lawn and it's nasty. You know, it would've been great if the "winning lottery ticket fairy" or the "gorgeous single straight man with a career and trust fund fairy" came to visit.
But, no. I get the poo fairy.
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