Rip Van Winkle

I am a modern day Rip Van Winkle. If it weren't for the fact that I set my alarm on the weekends I would probably sleep 24 hours. And even with the alarm going off every 10 minutes I still manage to hit snooze for 4 hours.
No joke.
Saturday morning I went to bed at two a.m. (story about that night later) and set my alarm for 10 a.m.
10 a.m. comes around...eh...snooze. My sister calls (I never miss one of their calls)
...Zzzz...
she texts "how do you say 'Hello Handsome Boys' in french"
She's invoking my french skills...must...open...one...eye...
I text back "Bonjour beau garcon, beau like bow, garcon like in Beauty and the Beast"
(see? my brain is thoughtful about phonetics while sleeping)
then snooze again...until 2:30 p.m.!
I wake up (only because I feel like I should, not that I want to) and walk into the kitchen
"Goodmorning"
Uncle J. looks at the clock, then at me, "Morning??"
Yeah yeah it's morning on my planet.
Some day I won't set an alarm and we'll see what happens...24 hours, 6 years?
4 hours of snoozing every ten minutes=24 snoozes. I had to wake up and hit a button 24 times and still decided sleeping longer was the best decision.
Catherine Van Winkle.