I have a very acute sense of smell, which can be great when it comes to cookies and roses and puppies...but very bad when it comes to crowded places and homeless people and bodily functions.
So despite the fact that the cold was annoying, it was somewhat nice to go about my daily life without having to smell pollution from fires.
Then Monday came...and I had finally gotten control of the evil allergies (many thanks to Dayquil & Nyquil) and I was walking through a mall...snarfed...cleared my nose...
and bam!
It hit me like a ton of bricks. My sense of smell was in hyperdrive and I could smell every store...lotion...the air...food court...and worst of all: the people.
I went and saw a movie and I could smell the people around me and the seats. They smelled like b.o. and unshoweredness.
Eww.
People are gross.
Next life choice # 1: Turtle. #2: Toucan, #3 Monkey with no sense of smell.
That was my Monday. Oil Change, Mall, Movie, Sniffing people.
How did you spend your labor day?
So despite the fact that the cold was annoying, it was somewhat nice to go about my daily life without having to smell pollution from fires.
Then Monday came...and I had finally gotten control of the evil allergies (many thanks to Dayquil & Nyquil) and I was walking through a mall...snarfed...cleared my nose...
and bam!
It hit me like a ton of bricks. My sense of smell was in hyperdrive and I could smell every store...lotion...the air...food court...and worst of all: the people.
I went and saw a movie and I could smell the people around me and the seats. They smelled like b.o. and unshoweredness.
Eww.
People are gross.
Next life choice # 1: Turtle. #2: Toucan, #3 Monkey with no sense of smell.
That was my Monday. Oil Change, Mall, Movie, Sniffing people.
How did you spend your labor day?
Haha! Well, I spent my labor day honoring you and for the sake of you ...I sacrificed! I actually bought from the Mr.Softee truck (NYC's version of DQ) a vanilla cone dipped in cherry!!! The entire time I was consuming it ..I thought of you!! And, you are sooo right,It is serious deliousness..Wow! I actually channeled you while snarfing that thing:) So, Thanks Cat!! I had a great Day..xxoo Mommy
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