My Dad loves Halloween.
To show this love he sends my sisters and I a ginormous bag of candy every year.
Typically I horde it in my room, starting with 3 Musketeers and Twix in October and ending with Sweet Tarts in May (they keep longer) and then waiting until next year when I get another batch (because if you eat your weight in chocolate when someone gives it to you, that's being appreciative, when you eat it all when you buy it for yourself, that's being a heifer).
This year, I decided to try and avoid diabetes and am bringing it into work to share (like a big kid).
Naturally I am hiding the Twix and 3 Musketeers in my desk drawer.
To show this love he sends my sisters and I a ginormous bag of candy every year.
Typically I horde it in my room, starting with 3 Musketeers and Twix in October and ending with Sweet Tarts in May (they keep longer) and then waiting until next year when I get another batch (because if you eat your weight in chocolate when someone gives it to you, that's being appreciative, when you eat it all when you buy it for yourself, that's being a heifer).
This year, I decided to try and avoid diabetes and am bringing it into work to share (like a big kid).
Naturally I am hiding the Twix and 3 Musketeers in my desk drawer.
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