I was in sales meetings all week for work, staying at a hotel 2 miles away from my house (I REALLY love hotels) and since it was raining all week and I was inside all week I had no idea what the temperature was like in the outside world.
Friday I get invited to the Dodgers/Phillies game and so I go straight from work to the game.
It is 102 degrees at the stadium.
I'm wearing tall black boots, black leggings, a black dress, and a black jacket that I can't take off because it has put black lint all over me and I look like a sasquatch with super fuzzy armpits.
I looked like a ninja.
So, needless to say I was severely dehydrated (they ran out of water, I was ready to drink from the toilet...gross) and sweating.
Oh but the bonus was, we got to sit next to the loudest man in the park who was wearing the UGLIEST croc-tiva-hybrid shoes with blue toenails and a gold toe ring and he kept putting his feet on this guys chair (and then got mad every time the guy asked him nicely to move them)...and his wife the Hippopotamus with boob sweat.
Gotta love Dodger fans.
Friday I get invited to the Dodgers/Phillies game and so I go straight from work to the game.
It is 102 degrees at the stadium.
I'm wearing tall black boots, black leggings, a black dress, and a black jacket that I can't take off because it has put black lint all over me and I look like a sasquatch with super fuzzy armpits.
I looked like a ninja.
So, needless to say I was severely dehydrated (they ran out of water, I was ready to drink from the toilet...gross) and sweating.
Oh but the bonus was, we got to sit next to the loudest man in the park who was wearing the UGLIEST croc-tiva-hybrid shoes with blue toenails and a gold toe ring and he kept putting his feet on this guys chair (and then got mad every time the guy asked him nicely to move them)...and his wife the Hippopotamus with boob sweat.
Gotta love Dodger fans.
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