My friend booked the gazebo at the hotel for her wedding. The hotel decided to squeeze in another wedding an hour before my friend's wedding which was somewhat stressful for a second but luckily my friend kept completely calm (best bride ever).
Around 4:00 we were outside checking out the area and bride #1 arrives.
Holy crap. She looked like an ogre ex con in drag.
Yes, maybe it makes me shallow, but this girl was...wow. Scary.
She wore this off-white halter bridal gown that didn't fit her large lumpy body...the top was hanging off and she had the angriest, scariest ogre face. It looked like she bought her wedding dress at Dots or had a 3rd grade home-ec student make it.
Now before everyone gets all "looks aren't everything"...
Nicole (bride) was getting her pictures taken and the ogre-bride walks by in the shot, so Nicole says "Congratulations!"
The Ogre looks at her as if Nicole had just killed a puppy and ate it's heart out and says "thanks!" and rushes off in a huff. No "thanks you too", no smile. Just an angry "i'm not pretty like you and I hate my life 'thanks'.
That poor groom. Even her bridesmaids were like "She's so mean".
It makes you think, how desperate do you have to be to tie the knot with that creature. How much do you have to hate yourself to say "yeah, I'm waking up to that every morning because I hate myself". Did you kill kittens as a child? Light ants on fire?
Ogre Bride. Rawr.
(She looked exactly like that drawing above, not joking)
Around 4:00 we were outside checking out the area and bride #1 arrives.
Holy crap. She looked like an ogre ex con in drag.
Yes, maybe it makes me shallow, but this girl was...wow. Scary.
She wore this off-white halter bridal gown that didn't fit her large lumpy body...the top was hanging off and she had the angriest, scariest ogre face. It looked like she bought her wedding dress at Dots or had a 3rd grade home-ec student make it.
Now before everyone gets all "looks aren't everything"...
Nicole (bride) was getting her pictures taken and the ogre-bride walks by in the shot, so Nicole says "Congratulations!"
The Ogre looks at her as if Nicole had just killed a puppy and ate it's heart out and says "thanks!" and rushes off in a huff. No "thanks you too", no smile. Just an angry "i'm not pretty like you and I hate my life 'thanks'.
That poor groom. Even her bridesmaids were like "She's so mean".
It makes you think, how desperate do you have to be to tie the knot with that creature. How much do you have to hate yourself to say "yeah, I'm waking up to that every morning because I hate myself". Did you kill kittens as a child? Light ants on fire?
Ogre Bride. Rawr.
(She looked exactly like that drawing above, not joking)
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